A humble investigative journalist who went after the wrong executive. He hired a high-profile sorcerer from Eleka's domain to curse her to perpetually mold. Gonkie now lives in the sewers with her new roommates, hoping for the next big scoop to get attention off of her rotting complexion. Her best friend is Crimino, and together they run a catering business to stay afloat.

She's still questioning Crimino's eating habits (and thoughts on cannibalism), though...

(Don't ask her who her husband is - she's actually single!)