This pet has decided to go about life with puns, because honestly what could be SWEETER than that? Wanting to give people a good laugh, and make their hearts MELT with joy. So his career is to be a comedian, He just wants to spread joy, he can't REESE'ST to give people a good time.


"The ladies love me. Wanna know why?."
(They think I'm a HOT CHOCOLATE)

"What happens when a chocolate bar has a bad day?"
(A mental BREAK down)

"I met a chocolate knight, you would never guess their name"
(Sir MELTS-A-LOT)

"I can be rather cold and hard Chocolate"
(But once you get to know me I tend to have a SWEETER SIDE)