Random Quotes:
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say you want oranges.
I believe in free will - I have no choice.
If I throw a stick will you go away?
Do not follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
Being stupid isn't a bad thing, you're just overdoing it.
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Graphics, which I bought (:
No, you CAN'T use them, I paid for them, or was given them as Gifts xP
Panda with bit of bamboo:
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Baby Blue Dragon:
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Pink Teddy Bear:
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Vampire Teddy Bear:
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Multicoloured blob thingy:
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Pixie Cat:
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Teddy Bear Hunter got for me:
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Bonnie Avvie:
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The big Panther collection:
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My Pineapple Pet:
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