When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say you want oranges.
I believe in free will - I have no choice.
If I throw a stick will you go away?
Do not follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
Being stupid isn't a bad thing, you're just overdoing it.
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Graphics, which I bought (:
No, you CAN'T use them, I paid for them, or was given them as Gifts xP
Random Poem I wrote for a competition once:
[ya, I know it's pathetic]
My name is Pixie
I flutter and fly
but not today,
for now i lie
i lie now frozen
stuck to the ground
my wings feel faint
on the sore, hard ground,
i hear a noise,
what could it be,
is that a poera?
to rescue me?
I once felt scared,
alone and afraid,
but now i am found
and i love my protector dear<3
The sparkley eyes,
the long warm tail,
my protector,
my love,
i will always be near,
when you are lost,
you will be found,
when you are down,
i will be around
keep smiling in all you do,
as you now know,
I am here for you.
Random Girl Drawing:
http://i43.tinypic.com/wlsoiu.jpg
Panda Name thingy:
http://i45.tinypic.com/oarmm0.png
Panda lying:
http://i48.tinypic.com/f4nxbc.png
Random things:
Defination of a Pixie:
[center]What is A Pixie?[/center]
Pixie-
A tale from SouthWestern England, a tiny Elflike spirit or Mischievous fairy, dressed in green who dances in the moonlight to music. It's favourite pastimes are leading travelers astray and frightening young maidens, like Hunter and Ash. Pixies also delight in blowing out Ben's candles and playing in water.
Things to remember:
http://www.marapets.com/profile.php?id=4059270
Facebook
Google
Twitter
1![](\"http://i68.tinypic.com/t6ta4n.png\")
![](\"http://i.imgur.com/TuVt1M0.gif\")
![](\"http://i68.tinypic.com/35lya2o.png\")
