I hate answering junk mail so I'll answer here.

No. I dont want to be in your club.
No. I dont want to be your bff.
No. Not your girlfriend/boyfriend either.
No.Im not answering "wutz up ppl?Omg so not chillin'" Stuff.
No. Im not giving up my pets,Mp,clothes,or items.
No. I hate totally random Maramail. I'm ok with people asking me stuff like my favorites and my hobbies stuff like that.

Thats all I can think of at the moment, but as people annoy me This list will get longer. I do have a temper, but I only blow up at people who push buttons and cross my limits.