This a hate mail somebody sent!!
not to me but it's still hilarious!


her:eeewwww youre ugly and you look like youre 40

me:Aww thanks hun =)

her:r u like retarded

me:I dunno. I might be, how does it make you feel?

her:it makes me feel good knowing that im smart and beautiful and that im hated buy little ugly girls like u!!

me:But I don't hate you..
I actually am madly in love with you =)

her:ew you lez.

me:Hehe ;]
Thanks hun.
Anyway... What made you want to start this conversation with me?
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her i saw yur picture on fourms and it was sooo ugly it almost made me go blind

me:Well I'm glad I got to talk to such a lovely kind person like yourself.. You've really made my day

her:awwww da wittle baby did i hurt youre feewings awwww

me:Nope =/
Considering your calling me a baby, maybe you should spell little correctly ^^

herk ill spell fat,ugly,baby,dumb,retarded,and ewww in one word:melbone100

me:Right..
First I look 40, now I'm a baby.. It really doesn't make sense dear. Now you've never actually met me so I doubt you'd know whether I'm dumb, fat or retarded and to be honest hun I don't really give a damn what you think about me.

her:well youre gonna have to face the REAL facts sooner or later!!

me:What are these real facts?
I don't even no what fact means as I'm to dumb =/


her yeah i forgot retard!!!

me:Exactly.
Thanks for pointing it out to me ^^

Then I reported every mail she sent me and she got banned =P