Mom: You are in such big trouble! Dad: You are grounded for a year! Mom: Harold, THAT long Dad: For drug abuse, yes! *Kid stomps into room* Kid: I hate my dad so much I wouldn`t care if he died tomorrow!
LATER THAT NIGHT...
Mom: Wake up honey! Kid: Why? Im tired. Mom: A gang rampage on the mainstreet! We need to hide! Kid: What about dad? Mom: He was drinking coffee outside. Kid: Is he okay? Mom: Don`t know, but we need to hide!
THE NEXT MORNING...
News reporter:Nobody was killed, except for a 36 year old man. SO WATCH YOUR WORDS AND PASS THIS MESSAGE ON! AND I MEAN IT!
18 years, 8 months & 5 days ago
