🎃👾 HALLOWEEN GALACTIC SALE — 50% OFF EVERYTHING! 👾🎃 Our scanners are shrieking — prices have been SLASHED in half! Even our sidekick is hiding behind the cargo crates... we’ve unleashed intergalactic discounts so wild, they scared the ghosts out of the vault! ☄️
🛸 50% OFF ALL ITEMS — LIMITED TIME ONLY! Every shiny trinket, cursed crystal, and spooky relic must go!
We come in *peaceful terror* this Halloween — no tricks, only treats (and deals so good they might haunt you later 👽.
✦ 🕸️ HOW TO CLAIM: ▸ Post here to claim your item (no mails or MMs — our haunted inbox is full of ghosts).
▸ MP or AU @ 1:3M accepted.
▸ First come, first served — boost if you want priority pickup!
👾 BONUS FOR BOOSTERS: Boosters get little thank-yous from our sidekick’s “Trick-or-Treat Stash” — maybe a Photo, Plate, Crystal, Diamond, or more! 👻
🪐 Hurry, this spooky sale vanishes at midnight, Oct 31st MST! When the last nebula fades, these prices return to their normal orbit!
💀 The crypt creaked open... enter the Wandering Aliens’ Haunted Market — where even the shadows shop 50% off! (Enter if you dare… and bring your MP or AU.)
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