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catalina66
Finalists task for Rhaokin:)catalina66
Congratulations to:
ShaniceD
Torrylover
SugarGal
You are the three finalists for Rhaokin. In this final task i want you to make me laugh, this is all about jokes, funny poems/songs etc. Basically i just want you to make me laugh, got it? Also to make sure you have read this you have got to add at least one fact about 'Cristiano Ronaldo' (more facts will give you more chance of winning) got it?

I will be choosing the winner on 28th December, just mail me with any questions,Smile go!
catalina660
 catalina6626 Dec 20123comments
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  • Torrylover 0 TorryloverWow, thanks for choosing me Well, since the daisy pet is modeled after a cow, I decided this joke was appropriate: 'A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this" said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Thats when I made my mistake." "What did you do?", asked the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"' Ronaldo facts His full name is Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro. He opened up a fashion boutique called CR7 He made 7 goals in the qualifying matches of UEFA Euro 2012 and one more joke for luck Q: Why don't cows have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry
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  • SugarGal 0 SugarGalYeah thanks for choosing me as one of the finalists! Here's my joke: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one." The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home." POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family. Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too." POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?" The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here." ----------------- And as for the facts about Cristiano Ronaldo: 1. Cristiano is very concerned with fashion and appearance which is why, along with his two sisters, he opened up the fashion boutique "CR7" in Portugal. 2. He is the world's hottest "player". He was recently caught canoodling with Kim Kardashian at an LA eatery. Spectators say they kissed during dinner. 3. This might be a bit naughty, but he is well "hung". He is a reported 9.5 inches...... MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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  • Catalyst 46 CatalystWow, Thanks for choosing me as one of you finalist for your rhaokin [balloon daisy pet] i'm not good at choosing jokes but i really liked this joke: ~Rooney, Ronaldo and Ferdinand are all brought up to heaven as god wants to know there beliefs about football. God asks Rooney 'What do you believe in?' Rooney says 'Well, I believe in the joys of football and it doesnt matter whether you win or lose, it's just playing the game that counts' God agrees and gives Rooney the seat on his right hand side. God then asks Ferdinand 'What do you believe in?' Ferdinand says 'I believe that when you step onto that football pitch nothing else matter's to you' Yet again god agrees and gives Ferdinand the seat on his left. God then peers over to Ronaldo and asks 'What do you believe in son?' Ronaldo says 'Well sir, I believe that you are sitting in my seat' just one yo mama jokes : -Yo mamma???s so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang ???We are family!All my brothers sisters and me!??? HAHAHA - FACTS ABOUT - ~His full name is Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro. The name Ronaldo was inspired by Cristiano's father's favorite actor and US President, Ronald Reagan. ~Ronaldo models for major brands such as Armani Exchange and Nike, of which he was reportedly paid $25 million. ^thanks to google. ~ when you play icon pop quiz , category Famous People at level two you can see a logo[jersey no.7] which is the answer is cristiano ronaldo .I just notice it when i played.
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