Hello friends. So once again, here are the rules: I just rediscovered this website, and I don't use it ever. DON'T ASK FOR ANYTHING ELSE. The first place winner will get the money and ONE pet of their choosing. The second place winner will get the remaining pet. INSTRUCTIONS: Give me a decently lengthed couple paragraphs stating what you'd do with the money and/or the pet. I DON'T want to read some noob's illiterate dry writing. I enjoy some humor, and thought. Proper English is appreciated. And you can do whatever else you want to try and woo me. Poems, drawings, pictures, whatever. So, good luck... This competition will be done ASAP. Probably within a week. I do have a life... P.S. I'm making a little blog entry so you don't have to post your entries here. Best of luck to you all.

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