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??? Something Wolf made for me because she was bored: http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg318/wolflover11213/jewbox.jpg
??? Surprise prize for spectrum of visible colors guess in a club game: http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg318/wolflover11213/jewboxsprize.jpg
??? Piglet jumproping with a rainbow: http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg318/wolflover11213/piglet.jpg
??? Dragon wearing a sweater having tea with Ian wearing mittens by Wolf: http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg318/wolflover11213/dragon.jpg
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ONCE APON A TIME, THERE WAS A ZOMBIE KITTEN. SHE WANTED TO FIT IN WITH ALL THE OTHER KITTENS, BUT THEY ALL LAUGHED AT HER, SO SHE THREATENED TO EAT THEIR BRAINS. SHE RAN AWAY AND FOUND A KINGDOM. WHAT KINGDOM, YOU ASK? ZOMBIE CUPCAKES KINGDOM! OPEN TO ALL ZOMBIES AND CUPCAKES ALIKE! SHE WAS ACCEPTED AND HAPPY. THE END.
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2nd Mar 2012 12:48 PM

get some toilet paper
put the few pieces of toilet paper in the toilet
THEN poo
the toilet paper will help soften the blow~
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23rd Oct 2012 01:24 PM

"I WANT A POKEBALL FOR MEN"
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October 30, 2012

Wolf: I want to learn how to say "get the fxck out of America if you refuse to learn our language." in espanol. so that the next time I bump into annoying spanish people at the store I can say it
Me: Can you translate that to Italian and make it our Italian phrase of the year?
Wolf: ok
um do you want it to say fxck or shxt
Ottenere la mer.da cazzo fuori degli Stati Uniti se si rifiutano di imparare la nostra lingua
Get the fxcking shxt out of the United States if you refuse to learn our language.
L A T E R . . .
Wolf: oh hey let's make the club public for now so we dont have to invite people cuz that's annoying
Emilypop123: YOU BETTER CHANGE THE ITALIAN PHRASE OF THE DAY THEN
Wolf: WHY
oh shxt jewbox change it
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5th Dec 2012 12:36 PM

"Marapets e un sito gratuito di pet virtuale con 21 divertimento-riempita, mondi virtuali e vestire bambole. Stiamo sempre creazione e agguiunta di nuovi contenuti al gioco. Milioni di bambini, ragazzi e adulti ci visitano ogni mese per giocare, fare amicizia e prendere parte a nostri eventi attiva comunita online. Il nostro ambiente sociale permette di ogni giocatore di personalizzare il proprio sito web gratis ed essere individui, di vestire la propria bambola dei cartoni animati, mentre esplorano i nostri mondi virtuali. Tutto questro accade all'interno del nostro gioco a tema sito pet virtuale... GRATIS!"
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17th Jan 2013 01:29 PM

Wolf: I guess I'm not able to get the cool stuff from hot topic I wanted that's so awesome
Me: Could you go there and get them?
Wolf: The store never has the things I find on the website
and I already tore up my "hot cash" and gift card in anger
Me: Was the gift card plastic?
Wolf: yes the gift card was plastic.
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12th Feb 2013 01:38 PM

what kind of person doesn't like pancakes

A FREAK
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12th Feb 2013 02:11 PM

Exploring Marada is profitable! You just found 17MP!

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February 13, 2013

Me: In like three months if you're still dating him tell your mom you're pregnant. And see how she reacts.
Wolf: oh mY GOD no
Me: Please.
Emilypop123: yes do it. youre outvoted
Wolf: no, ok. her response would be to either laugh and be like "HOW YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE" or be like "MAMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I KNEW IT I KNEW I SHOULDNT TRUST YOU"
Me: Be like "remember the last time you went grocery shopping? Yeah. "
Wolf: "I'm pregnant, reese blush"
Emilypop123: OMG DO IT. QUOTE. LIKE THAT EXACTLY
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21st Feb 2013

*looks at Best of Wolf blog to cheer me up because I'm hilarious*
every time I think of hot topic's 'hot cash,' I say it really fast in my head, almost like a whisper, you know? I don't know why
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21st Feb 2013 04:39 PM

ugh David Bowie is so perf can I just

*melts*
*slides off bed*
*faceplants floor*
*wriggles around*
*groans*
*lays on floor for 2 hours*
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23rd Feb 2013 11:53 AM

things to put on my resume

I can do a really good cartman impression and Howard's mom impression (The Big Bang Theory)
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7th May 2013 04:04 PM

my room
is so hot
and humid
I literally have an orange afro right now oh my god
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12th Aug 2013 05:23-05:24 PM

I look mexican in this lighting omfg

I just turned on another lamp and I still look mexican

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