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??? Something Wolf made for me because she was bored: http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg318/wolflover11213/jewbox.jpg
??? Surprise prize for spectrum of visible colors guess in a club game: http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg318/wolflover11213/jewboxsprize.jpg
??? Piglet jumproping with a rainbow: http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg318/wolflover11213/piglet.jpg
??? Dragon wearing a sweater having tea with Ian wearing mittens by Wolf: http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg318/wolflover11213/dragon.jpg [/font]
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ONCE APON A TIME, THERE WAS A ZOMBIE KITTEN. SHE WANTED TO FIT IN WITH ALL THE OTHER KITTENS, BUT THEY ALL LAUGHED AT HER, SO SHE THREATENED TO EAT THEIR BRAINS. SHE RAN AWAY AND FOUND A KINGDOM. WHAT KINGDOM, YOU ASK? ZOMBIE CUPCAKES KINGDOM! OPEN TO ALL ZOMBIES AND CUPCAKES ALIKE! SHE WAS ACCEPTED AND HAPPY. THE END. [/font]
Wolf: I want to learn how to say "get the fxck out of America if you refuse to learn our language." in espanol. so that the next time I bump into annoying spanish people at the store I can say it Me: Can you translate that to Italian and make it our Italian phrase of the year? Wolf: ok
um do you want it to say fxck or shxt
Ottenere la mer.da cazzo fuori degli Stati Uniti se si rifiutano di imparare la nostra lingua
Get the fxcking shxt out of the United States if you refuse to learn our language. L A T E R . . . Wolf: oh hey let's make the club public for now so we dont have to invite people cuz that's annoying Emilypop123: YOU BETTER CHANGE THE ITALIAN PHRASE OF THE DAY THEN Wolf: WHY
oh shxt jewbox change it
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Wolf: I guess I'm not able to get the cool stuff from hot topic I wanted that's so awesome Me: Could you go there and get them? Wolf: The store never has the things I find on the website
and I already tore up my "hot cash" and gift card in anger Me: Was the gift card plastic? Wolf: yes the gift card was plastic.
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Me: In like three months if you're still dating him tell your mom you're pregnant. And see how she reacts. Wolf: oh mY GOD no Me: Please. Emilypop123: yes do it. youre outvoted Wolf: no, ok. her response would be to either laugh and be like "HOW YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE" or be like "MAMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I KNEW IT I KNEW I SHOULDNT TRUST YOU" Me: Be like "remember the last time you went grocery shopping? Yeah. " Wolf: "I'm pregnant, reese blush" Emilypop123: OMG DO IT. QUOTE. LIKE THAT EXACTLY
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*looks at Best of Wolf blog to cheer me up because I'm hilarious*
every time I think of hot topic's 'hot cash,' I say it really fast in my head, almost like a whisper, you know? I don't know why
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