QUITTING: MASSIVE LE GIVEAWAY!

Rules:
Chatting on the board WILL give brownie points.
This will end when it ends.
No sob stories.
LITERACY, for gods sake. I will delete an illiterate app.
Length and graphics=brownie points.
If your browser has a character limit, use a blog or a freewebs site.

Specify what pet you want, and get gender right. Now go wild!