1. Do they have a fourth of July in England?
--Yes
2. If an average man lives 4 score (20 yrs.) and 10 yrs., how many birthdays does he have?
---One
3. Some months have 31 days, some have 30, how many have 28?
---All of em
4. A woman gives a beggar $50. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not her brother. Why?
---Its her sister....
5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
---Hes living you dont burry a living person...
6. How many outs are there in an inning of baseball?
---I think 6
7.Is it legal for a man in Texas to marry his widow's sister? Why?
ahh no...? Isn't the man dead
8. Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
Doesn't mean they played against eachother
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 17. What is the answer?
---seventy-seven
10. A man builds a rectangular house. All sides have a southern exposer. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear?
--Wait how do all sides have a southern exposure...?
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
---3 apples
12. I have 2 coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
half dollar and a nickle you said only ONE is not a nickle
13. You have 1 match and walk into a room, there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove. Which one do you light first?
the match
14. How far can a dog run into the woods?
He cant "run into it"
15. You have 3 pills, you take one every half hour. How long will they last?
1 1/2 ??
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many are left?
obviously 9
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
Didnt noah do the ark
18. A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 ft. 10 in. tall. What does he weigh?
LOL he weighs MEAT
19. How many $0.02 stamps are there in a dozen?
14 stmaps?
20. How would you address the President in 1950?
I wouldn't I wasnt alive then
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