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0 gregoentre1. Of course 2. 1 a year 3. 12 4. Because it's her sister. 5. Because he's not dead 6. 6 7. No. He's dead. 8. They didn't play against each other. 9. 77 10. White 11. 2 12. The other one is a nickel. 13. The match 14. Halfway. 15. 1 hour 16. 17 17. 0 18. Meat 19. 12 20. Don't know =S

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29 Synastry1. Do they have a fourth of July in England? --Yes 2. If an average man lives 4 score (20 yrs.) and 10 yrs., how many birthdays does he have? ---One 3. Some months have 31 days, some have 30, how many have 28? ---All of em 4. A woman gives a beggar $50. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not her brother. Why? ---Its her sister.... 5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? ---Hes living you dont burry a living person... 6. How many outs are there in an inning of baseball? ---I think 6 7.Is it legal for a man in Texas to marry his widow's sister? Why? ahh no...? Isn't the man dead 8. Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. Doesn't mean they played against eachother 9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 17. What is the answer? ---seventy-seven 10. A man builds a rectangular house. All sides have a southern exposer. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? --Wait how do all sides have a southern exposure...? 11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? ---3 apples 12. I have 2 coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? half dollar and a nickle you said only ONE is not a nickle 13. You have 1 match and walk into a room, there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove. Which one do you light first? the match 14. How far can a dog run into the woods? He cant "run into it" 15. You have 3 pills, you take one every half hour. How long will they last? 1 1/2 ?? 16. A farmer has 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many are left? obviously 9 17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark? Didnt noah do the ark 18. A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 ft. 10 in. tall. What does he weigh? LOL he weighs MEAT 19. How many $0.02 stamps are there in a dozen? 14 stmaps? 20. How would you address the President in 1950? I wouldn't I wasnt alive then

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0 gregoentreWoohoo! Above the average =)

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13 speedwaygrandprix1.yes 2.30 3.all 4.cos its a woman 5.2 different states 6.dont know 7.no,dont know lol 8.played 2 different people 9.32 10.brown 11.1 12.half dollar and a nickel 13.the match 14 till it gets tired 15.1 and a half hours 16.9 17.no idea 18.meat 19.12 20.sir

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15 javmi1.yes 2.20 3.1 4.because it is a woman 5. different country's 6.6 7.No. He's dead. 8.played diff people 9.77 10.brown 11.1 thats all im bothered to do

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15 pompom234I tried Its to hard

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0 Thirst4Blood2010Wow! You are all so smart!!!

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0 tazz03yeah i dont think i would even pass this lol

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0 ParamoreLover131. Do they have a fourth of July in England? NOPE 2. If an average man lives 4 score (20 yrs.) and 10 yrs., how many birthdays does he have? s30 3. Some months have 31 days, some have 30, how many have 28? all of them 4. A woman gives a beggar $50. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not her brother. Why? the beggar is a girl 5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? idk 6. How many outs are there in an inning of baseball? 3 7.Is it legal for a man in Texas to marry his widow's sister? Why? no, he's dead 8. Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. they didn't play against eachother 9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 17. What is the answer? 10. A man builds a rectangular house. All sides have a southern exposer. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? brown 11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 1 12. I have 2 coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? half dollar and a nickle you said only ONE is not a nickle 13. You have 1 match and walk into a room, there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove. Which one do you light first? the match 14. How far can a dog run into the woods? till it's tired 15. You have 3 pills, you take one every half hour. How long will they last? why should I care? 16. A farmer has 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many are left? 9 17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark? Noah did the ark 18. A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 ft. 10 in. tall. What does he weigh? meat 19. How many $0.02 stamps are there in a dozen? 12 20. How would you address the President in 1950? sir

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0 nooralhudanope huh? all of them Its a girl! Cause hes american not Canadian I dont watch baseball im finishing this...

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0 Thirst4Blood2010Four of them are wrong... 1 2 5 6

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0 Pingoball1. Do they have a fourth of July in England? no 2. If an average man lives 4 score (20 yrs.) and 10 yrs., how many birthdays does he have? 30 3. Some months have 31 days, some have 30, how many have 28? Feburary 4. A woman gives a beggar $50. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not her brother. Why? Because it???s her sister! 5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? Because he doesn???t live there! 6. How many outs are there in an inning of baseball? 3? 7.Is it legal for a man in Texas to marry his widow's sister? Why? IDK! I live in Australia!! 8. Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. There was a draw?? 9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 17. What is the answer? 32 10. A man builds a rectangular house. All sides have a southern exposer. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? White 11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2 12. I have 2 coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? No idea, we dun have that currency in Australia. But I know it in aussie! THE OTHER COIN and a nickel. I can tell yew in Aussie :3 It??? s the same thing. 55c, one is not a five cent coin. The answer is a 50c coin and a 5c coin! 13. You have 1 match and walk into a room, there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove. Which one do you light first? Your match! 14. How far can a dog run into the woods? Don???t know this one o3o 15. You have 3 pills, you take one every half hour. How long will they last? Idk, as long as prescribed! Unless they???re sleeping pills, then PLONK! 16. A farmer has 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many are left? 9 17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark? 1 18. A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 ft. 10 in. tall. What does he weigh? A lot? 19. How many $0.02 stamps are there in a dozen? A dozen what? 6? 20. How would you address the President in 1950? NO idea!! We have priministers. I failed didn't I >.<

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0 Thirst4Blood20101. yes 2. 1 3. 12 4. correct! 5. he's still alive 6. 6 (3 for each team) 7. no, he's dead 8. They didn't play each other. :3 9. 77 10. correct! 11. correct! 12. correct! 13. corect! 14. half way (then he's running out) 15. 1 hour 16. correcT! 17. meat. :3 19. 12 = a dozen 20. Mr. President I think you scored as an Idiot. Good job! :3

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