Can I have your mp?

Yes. <3.

Can I have your pets?

Yes. <3

Can you be my slave?

Yes. <3

Will you join my club?

Yes. <3

Will you vote for me?

Yes. <3

Are you lying about all the questions above?

Yes. <3

Your so mean! I'm reporting you!

Not a question.

So?

Nice, a question! <3

LISTEN TO ME!

No.

PICKLE HATER.

???

My club is awesome.

Your club is crap.

MINE IS BETTER THAN YOURS.

Lies.

I'm leaving now.

Bye.

I was lying!

/burst into tears

I'm no longer here.

Okay.