Mr.Pibb

Willum the vampire Yuni was calmly going through the mail. It was a balmy afternoon and as all good little vampire's do, he was staying out of it and in the nice air conditioned marahome.

He'd just tossed out a bunch of ads for shops when Purifying the cheerful angel fasoro came bounding in. She was grubby and by Baspinar himself did she reek of unspeakable things!

Placing two nasty front paws on the table she spat something onto the table, it was wriggling. Willum felt his mane bristle as his eyes widened. Cysero_orb the voodoo fasoro and Sushian the punk chibs walked in snickering.

"Look what I found Will!" The Yuni's nose wrinkled from the smell.

"A bath, that's what you've found. Kuronue won't be happy when she gets home." Willum could feel his lunch churning in his stomach already. Purifying seemed unshaken.

"I went to the sewers with Cysero and Sushi breath today!" The cat hissed.

"Hey! Don't call me Sushi breath!"

"They took me swimming in the sewage with them and then we visited the trash heap! I didn't find anything swimming, but Sushian found a piece of poo." She seemed so smug about the punk chibs finding poop, Willum couldn't fathom why though.

Willum glanced at the chibs who had clenched his jaw in annoyance and turned his head away from them.

"In the trash heap I had to redeem my honor! So I grabbed this!" She pointed at the bug who was running in circles on the table. It's copper beetle type body and triangular head topped with long antennae identified the thing as a cockroach.

Willum looked at the female fasoro and forced a smile while nodding.

"That's wonderful, now let's kill it and clean up this mess before Kuronue gets home. I don't know about you three, but I don't want to get stuck running errands in the sun all day tomorrow. We all know how meticulous Kuronue is about cleaning, right. I just got the bleachy after taste out of my mouth from the last time Cysero and Sushian brought something home. I still think bleaching the floors was a little extreme." Sushian jumped up in protest.

"Hey! It wasn't my idea to drop a piece of Basil poop at her feet like I was proud or something like Cysero did!" Cysero snarled and Willum held both hooves up in surrender.

"Easy! We just need to get you three bathed, the paw prints cleaned up, and roach gone!" Purifying snatched the nasty confused little bug up and held it to her chest with a horrified look on her face.

"No! You can't get rid of Mr.Pibb! He's my friend!" Willum, Cysero, and Sushian were all giving her surprised looks.

"What?"

"Mr.Pibb?" The angel Fasoro took off at break neck speed through the house quickly pursued by by her three siblings.

"No! You can't kill him!"