Note to staff: I share a computer with my cousin santaslittlehelper85,and with my friend YiyitaRose. We send items and gifts back and forth to each other all the time. Please don't ban us.
Hi, my name's KassieK, and I'm an adult player from Phoenix, AZ. I am the mother of 3 beautiful daughters, Samantha,Crystal, and Barbara.
I saw this on someone elses blog, and just thought that it was hilarious.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. ....................................................... Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. ....................................................... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. ....................................................... Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. ....................................................... Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator ....................................................... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. ....................................................... Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. ....................................................... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today ....................................................... Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? ....................................................... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. ....................................................... Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together .......................................................
CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .......................................................
15 years, 11 months & 20 days ago
