In no particular order:

- Get an LE pet. I haven't decided which one yet though. Not an elephant or one of those ugly snakeworm things. A chibs maybe because that's what everyone says so I might as well be all cliche.
- Get middy to forum ban me. I must think of a good stategy to achieve this.
- Find someone to hate me. Done.
- Have some more interesting mail in my inbox. For... reasons.
- Get to know Dave. Working on this.
- Insult Ian for the hell of it and get banned. Saving this one for last for obvious reasons.