Pick the month you were born: January-------I kicked February------I loved March--------I kissed April----------I licked May----------I jumped on June----------I smelled July-----------I married August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a snowman 6-------a gangster 7-------my mobile phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19------ - a smurf 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an ipod 29-------a surfer 30-------a llama 31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White---------because I'm cool like that Black---------because that's how I roll. Pink-----------because I'm crazy. Red-----------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green---------because I think I need some serious help. Purple---------because I'm AWESOME! Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.. Other----------because I'm a Ninja! None----------because I can't control myself!
REMIX!
Pick the month you were born: January-------I gave raw liver to February------I washed March--------I made out with April----------I farted at May----------I dressed June----------I broke July-----------I shoved gum into August--------I married September----I ate October-------I licked a car in front of November-----I took off my clothes in front of December-----I rubbed my body all over
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a Donkeys Butt 2------- Michale Jackson 3-------a Hat 4-------a Rabbit 5------- Katy Perry 6-------a gangster 7-------my science teacher 8------- Brack Obama 9-------my best friends' husband 10-------my dog 11-------my sister 12------- Hilary Clinton 13------- John McCain 14------- P!nk 15-------a sheep 16-------George Bush 17-------my dad 18-------a Worm 19------ Alice Cullen 20------- a Angel 21------- Cheese 22------- a squirrel 23-------my squid 24-------a zombie 25-------a chocolate cake 26-------my house 27-------my Toilet 28-------a wrestler 29-------a hobo 30-------a teen mom 31-------A elf
Pick the color of pants you are wearing: White---------because I'm awesome like that Black---------because My neighbor told me so. Pink-----------because I'm crazy. Red-----------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green---------because I think I need some serious help. Purple---------because I'm my own leader! Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange--------because my mother told me to do it.
Brown---------because I can.. Other----------because It/He/She asked me to do it! None----------because I can't control myself!