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TwilightLoverFreak
  1. ADORABLE
    17th Jun 2011 12:51
    15 years, 1 month & 13 days ago
  2. Football
    27th Dec 2010 15:42
    15 years, 7 months & 4 days ago
  3. Guestbook
    10th Nov 2010 12:29
    15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
  4. Marshmallowland
    28th Oct 2010 13:54
    15 years, 9 months & 3 days ago
  5. SO SAD
    14th Feb 2010 13:46
    16 years, 5 months & 14 days ago
  6. I Screamed For A Reason
    12th Feb 2010 12:39
    16 years, 5 months & 16 days ago
  7. I Got Arrested
    27th Jan 2010 13:44
    16 years, 6 months & 1 day ago
  8. 2010 To Do List
    25th Jan 2010 11:42
    16 years, 6 months & 3 days ago
  9. 1000 Questions
    25th Jan 2010 10:50
    16 years, 6 months & 3 days ago
  10. Stupid Labels
    22nd Jan 2010 15:21
    16 years, 6 months & 6 days ago
TwilightLoverFreak
TwilightLoverFreak 3 Comments
Stupid Labels
16 years, 6 months & 6 days ago
22nd Jan 2010 15:21

On a packet of peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."

On a hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On a tiramisu dessert: "(printed on bottom of box) Do not turn upside down."

On a container of bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On a packaging for Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On a bottle of children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or oberate machinery after taking this medicine."

On Nytol Sleed Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On a set of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garnment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

On a bottle of Palmolive dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food."

Zhu Zhu Pet (Bottom Of Pet): "Keep Hair Away From Wheels"

On A Mattress: "Do Not Attempt To Eat This Product"

Cooler Bag: "Keep Closed Expect For When Open"

On A Chocolate Bar:
Warning: Wrapper Is NOT Edible

If You Have Any More Tell Me

TwilightLoverFreakTwilightLoverFreak
oh man, on halloween, i was gonna be a flying superman.
Bronze Shield 115 years, 8 months & 26 days ago 4th Nov 2010 11:52
 
they only say that cuz some fool tryed it and then they got a complaint from the dead victims family!!! HAHA
Bronze Shield 116 years, 2 months & 3 days ago 28th May 2010 13:02
 
TwilightLoverFreakTwilightLoverFreak
Aren't They Werid? Tell Me MORE!!!!!
Bronze Shield 116 years, 6 months & 1 day ago 27th Jan 2010 13:21
 
  1. ADORABLE
    17th Jun 2011 12:51
    15 years, 1 month & 13 days ago
  2. Football
    27th Dec 2010 15:42
    15 years, 7 months & 4 days ago
  3. Guestbook
    10th Nov 2010 12:29
    15 years, 8 months & 20 days ago
  4. Marshmallowland
    28th Oct 2010 13:54
    15 years, 9 months & 3 days ago
  5. SO SAD
    14th Feb 2010 13:46
    16 years, 5 months & 14 days ago
  6. I Screamed For A Reason
    12th Feb 2010 12:39
    16 years, 5 months & 16 days ago
  7. I Got Arrested
    27th Jan 2010 13:44
    16 years, 6 months & 1 day ago
  8. 2010 To Do List
    25th Jan 2010 11:42
    16 years, 6 months & 3 days ago
  9. 1000 Questions
    25th Jan 2010 10:50
    16 years, 6 months & 3 days ago
  10. Stupid Labels
    22nd Jan 2010 15:21
    16 years, 6 months & 6 days ago


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