a mellow yellow llama was talking to two girls named Jade and Anna, who were 9 and 5. Suddenly an 11 year old purple leopard came and jumped and killed it while the girls screamed, "Why? why? Wow!" Then a babe gave it 100 pieces of candy and 241 pieces of chocolate. "Ace! 90/90! Good job!" she applauded. She then turned to go eat bagels with her girlfriend, but an alligator came out of nowhere and chewed them 169 times before leaving them for decomposition.
As they lay there dying, the girl named Leina asked her girlfriend Roberti to say she loved her, but Roberti replied with "If you liked it, you should have put a ring on it. I gave you 555 chances."
Then she died and went to heaven to become a Hollywood angel, in the number 1 acting business in the heavens. Leina, however, somehow managed to survive and joined a sacred band named 2 to try and fulfill her dream of becoming a sxy rock chick that she'd had since she was 1.
When that failed, she decided to try and find someone to bite her so she could become a vampire princess 4 life. She found two named Rachel Fawcett and Selena Adlina, but both refused to bite her. So she asked a wise dude on Mara and a sweet dog on a cot 10 times if it was meant to be. They told her, "What eva dreamer. Have 13 pieces of Laffy Taffy and some StarBursts, and go suffacate." So she did.