1. I don't like the term 'INSANE'. I prefer 'MENTALLY HILARIOUS' 2. I can't sleep! THE CLOWNS WILL EAT ME! 3. Smile if you're not wearing undies. 4.Every great idea I have gets me in trouble. 5. There's really no problem that can't be solved with a baseball bat. 6. I did NOT just hit you. I simply high-fived your face. 7. I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so s-m-e-r-t... er... i mean s-m-a-r-t 8. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. 9. You laugh because I'm different... I laugh because I just farted. 10. When life hands you lemons, find an annoying person with a paper cut...