Dearest RC, you all suck The trolls will get you, with any luck You'll be too embarrassed to show your face But that's okay because you're such a disgrace You'll slink away to Restricted Chat Eat cookies and milk, and get really fat You'll bash the newbs and whine about their mail You'll overuse the phrase "epic fail" You'll suck up to their members to fit in with the rest But that's okay, because that's what you do best.