Why is there no "Mouse" flavor cat food?

Why is "Dyslexic" so hard to spell?

If its illigal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

Why is VERB a NOUN?!

Is there a "seeing eye human" for a blind dog?

Is it a good thing if your vacume REALLY sucks?

WHY DO WE PRESS HARDER ON THE BUTTONS ON THE REMOTE WHEN WE KNOW THE BATTERIES ARE DEAD!!!!!???!!!

Why do people keep ringing the doorbell when no one answers?

When your new in the neiborhood, why does everyone bring you cookies and cakes and brownies instead of heathly food?

Why do people buy tons of dog and cat toys when they don't even use most of it?

Why do people use plushie and toy machines in stores when 95% o the time, you don't win anything?