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EscapingTheFate
  1. How people view me.
    4th Oct 2009 18:14
    15 years, 9 months & 22 days ago
  2. How Guys Flirt
    31st Aug 2009 23:09
    15 years, 10 months & 26 days ago
  3. when they miss you
    31st Aug 2009 22:06
    15 years, 10 months & 26 days ago
  4. Girls Dont Realize These Things
    22nd Aug 2009 13:32
    15 years, 11 months & 4 days ago
  5. Blabby Blabby Blah
    5th Aug 2009 18:01
    15 years, 11 months & 21 days ago
  6. FEMALE COMEBACKS!
    1st Aug 2009 20:20
    15 years, 11 months & 25 days ago
  7. Music and Stuff
    13th Jul 2009 22:59
    16 years & 14 days ago
  8. Can U Find The Hidden I Love You???
    13th Jul 2009 21:36
    16 years & 14 days ago
  9. A Real Boyfriend
    10th Jul 2009 22:33
    16 years & 17 days ago
FEMALE COMEBACKS!
15 years, 11 months & 25 days ago
1st Aug 2009 20:20

Female comebacks

Female ComeBacks


female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"


hibut
Female comebacks

Female ComeBacks


female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
....
...
..
.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
.
..
...
....
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
....
...
..
.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
....
...
..
.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
.
..
...
....
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
....
...
..
.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
.
..
...
....
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
....
...
..
.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
.
..
...
....
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
....
...
..
.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
.
..
...
....
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
....
...
..
.
If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
.
..
...
....
CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
....
...
..
.
DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

115 years, 11 months & 21 days ago 5th Aug 2009 22:21
 
  1. How people view me.
    4th Oct 2009 18:14
    15 years, 9 months & 22 days ago
  2. How Guys Flirt
    31st Aug 2009 23:09
    15 years, 10 months & 26 days ago
  3. when they miss you
    31st Aug 2009 22:06
    15 years, 10 months & 26 days ago
  4. Girls Dont Realize These Things
    22nd Aug 2009 13:32
    15 years, 11 months & 4 days ago
  5. Blabby Blabby Blah
    5th Aug 2009 18:01
    15 years, 11 months & 21 days ago
  6. FEMALE COMEBACKS!
    1st Aug 2009 20:20
    15 years, 11 months & 25 days ago
  7. Music and Stuff
    13th Jul 2009 22:59
    16 years & 14 days ago
  8. Can U Find The Hidden I Love You???
    13th Jul 2009 21:36
    16 years & 14 days ago
  9. A Real Boyfriend
    10th Jul 2009 22:33
    16 years & 17 days ago