-Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". -Mikey Way can slam revolving doors. -The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain. -Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice. -Frank Iero can divide by Zero. -The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood. -The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. -Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way. -Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding. -A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar. -Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the The chickens have escaped off. -Mikey Way can speak braille. -Jeeves asks Ray Toro. -If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the The chickens have escaped down. -Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way. -Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains. -Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus. -When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. -Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late. -Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man. -Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him. -When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
16 years, 11 months & 29 days ago
