LOL.

1. grin insainly at random people.

2.get a trolly and start ramming into the wall.when people start asking you what your doing scream IT WONT LET ME GO TO HOGWARTS

3.follow random people around singing the jaws theme tune.

4.dress up in camoflage and role around on the floor singing james bond like your on a secret mission

5.go to the toy isle ,open a lightsaber and run around pokeing random people saying LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER.

6.drop to the floor , curl up into a ball and screm MAKE THE VOICES STOP!

7.run around in a huge bra and knickers
8.put a dora the explora doll in the middle in the isle, when someone picks it up say swiper no swiping

if you found this as funny as i did post it on your blog.