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  1. 10 signs you love someone & How Guys/Girls Flirt
    26th Nov 2009 08:01
    15 years, 8 months & 12 days ago
  2. RolePlayS -- Intros, Plots, Characters
    29th Jun 2009 19:04
    16 years, 1 month & 8 days ago
  3. God must be Laughing!
    29th Jun 2009 17:24
    16 years, 1 month & 9 days ago
  4. Send this to that ONE
    28th Jun 2009 07:14
    16 years, 1 month & 10 days ago
  5. Very amusing
    12th Jun 2009 18:10
    16 years, 1 month & 26 days ago
  6. Valentine Day Special
    14th Feb 2009 11:46
    16 years, 5 months & 22 days ago
  7. Thank you to everyone
    28th Dec 2008 20:32
    16 years, 7 months & 10 days ago
  8. I'd be this boyfriend.
    26th Dec 2008 19:41
    16 years, 7 months & 12 days ago
  9. 38 Things Girls Don't Realize
    23rd Dec 2008 10:04
    16 years, 7 months & 16 days ago
  10. A fraction of a second...
    23rd Dec 2008 09:45
    16 years, 7 months & 16 days ago
God must be Laughing!
16 years, 1 month & 9 days ago
29th Jun 2009 17:24

There was a Man from Chicago, who took a vacation to Florida. His wife was in New York on a business trip. He wanted to E-mail her, but lost the scrap of paper with her E-mail address on it. He tried to remember the address by memory, but missed one letter.
Instead, the E-mail went to an elderly woman, whose husband, who was a Pastor, had just passed away.
She hobbled sadly into her room, to check her e-mail. She looked at the screen and screamed, falling backwards. She Fainted.
Her family ran in and gasped. Because the e-mail said this:

My beloved wife,
How are you? I am good. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow
xoxo
Your loving husband

P.S.- Sure is hot down here.








God must be laughing!

lmao - THAT is hilarious
115 years, 8 months & 19 days ago 18th Nov 2009 19:36
 
That's funny.
115 years, 11 months & 28 days ago 11th Aug 2009 08:46
 
omg soooooooooooooo funyy
116 years & 15 days ago 24th Jul 2009 11:14
 
Wow...that is funny!
116 years & 30 days ago 9th Jul 2009 15:43
 
Lol.Haha its funny.I liked it,in a twisted sick kinda way.
116 years & 1 month ago 8th Jul 2009 11:10
 
That was funny.LOL.That isnt right!Haha.Poor old gal.
116 years, 1 month & 2 days ago 6th Jul 2009 03:39
 
  1. 10 signs you love someone & How Guys/Girls Flirt
    26th Nov 2009 08:01
    15 years, 8 months & 12 days ago
  2. RolePlayS -- Intros, Plots, Characters
    29th Jun 2009 19:04
    16 years, 1 month & 8 days ago
  3. God must be Laughing!
    29th Jun 2009 17:24
    16 years, 1 month & 9 days ago
  4. Send this to that ONE
    28th Jun 2009 07:14
    16 years, 1 month & 10 days ago
  5. Very amusing
    12th Jun 2009 18:10
    16 years, 1 month & 26 days ago
  6. Valentine Day Special
    14th Feb 2009 11:46
    16 years, 5 months & 22 days ago
  7. Thank you to everyone
    28th Dec 2008 20:32
    16 years, 7 months & 10 days ago
  8. I'd be this boyfriend.
    26th Dec 2008 19:41
    16 years, 7 months & 12 days ago
  9. 38 Things Girls Don't Realize
    23rd Dec 2008 10:04
    16 years, 7 months & 16 days ago
  10. A fraction of a second...
    23rd Dec 2008 09:45
    16 years, 7 months & 16 days ago