Female Come-backs

most of these are funny.....

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you dancing, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you dancing, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put F and U togather.
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If you repost this you will get a phone call in 37 minutes..
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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Girls: Repost this as "female comebacks".
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Guys: Repost this as "Don't Ever Let This Happen"