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RedRose16
  1. kurobas is actually really cool
    23rd Jun 2014 19:07
    9 years, 11 months & 27 days ago
  2. my art argghhhhhh
    3rd Jul 2013 21:01
    10 years, 11 months & 17 days ago
  3. useful art links stuff
    28th Jun 2013 19:36
    10 years, 11 months & 22 days ago
  4. hi.
    31st Dec 2011 21:47
    12 years, 5 months & 17 days ago
  5. Female Comebacks
    20th Jun 2009 18:17
    14 years, 11 months & 30 days ago
  6. Cancer - Repost
    8th Jun 2009 15:19
    15 years & 11 days ago
  7. Portal Attempts
    6th Jun 2009 18:16
    15 years & 13 days ago
Female Comebacks
14 years, 11 months & 30 days ago
20th Jun 2009 18:17

Not that I believe the bottom part, but this is hilarious. xD

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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.

CHICKS REPOST THIS AS Female Comebacks...

DUDES REPOST THIS AS Don't let this happen

Female Comebacks

Not that I believe the bottom part, but this is hilarious. xD

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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.

CHICKS REPOST THIS AS Female Comebacks...

DUDES REPOST THIS AS Don't let this happen
114 years, 10 months & 14 days ago 5th Aug 2009 15:32
 
This really is hilarious!
114 years, 10 months & 14 days ago 5th Aug 2009 14:44
 
hahaha

Im stealing this >=D
114 years, 10 months & 14 days ago 5th Aug 2009 12:50
 
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.

CHICKS REPOST THIS AS Female Comebacks...

DUDES REPOST THIS AS Don't let this happen
114 years, 10 months & 14 days ago 5th Aug 2009 10:29
 
--FEMALE COMEBACKS--

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.

CHICKS REPOST THIS AS Female Comebacks...

DUDES REPOST THIS AS Don't let this happen

xD
114 years, 11 months & 5 days ago 15th Jul 2009 13:36
 
hilarious
114 years, 11 months & 12 days ago 8th Jul 2009 14:03
 
female comebacks
114 years, 11 months & 20 days ago 30th Jun 2009 13:08
 
THIS AS Female Comebacks... lol
114 years, 11 months & 28 days ago 22nd Jun 2009 19:17
 
  1. kurobas is actually really cool
    23rd Jun 2014 19:07
    9 years, 11 months & 27 days ago
  2. my art argghhhhhh
    3rd Jul 2013 21:01
    10 years, 11 months & 17 days ago
  3. useful art links stuff
    28th Jun 2013 19:36
    10 years, 11 months & 22 days ago
  4. hi.
    31st Dec 2011 21:47
    12 years, 5 months & 17 days ago
  5. Female Comebacks
    20th Jun 2009 18:17
    14 years, 11 months & 30 days ago
  6. Cancer - Repost
    8th Jun 2009 15:19
    15 years & 11 days ago
  7. Portal Attempts
    6th Jun 2009 18:16
    15 years & 13 days ago