There are 4 girls who are invited to a party. 1 girl says that "my husband has black hair so i will wear a black dress".The 2 girl says" my husband has blonde hair so i will wear a blonde dress [yellow] . The 3 one says that "my husband has brown hair so i will wear a brown dress". the last one says that"i will wear no clothes because my husband is bald!"

This guy went to school and he asked
"May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, " no not unless you say your abc's."
The guy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
The teacher asked "Where's the p?
He replied, " running down my leg!"


Q: Why do bee's hum?
A: Because they dont know the words!