20 ways 2 annoy your parents


1.moo when they say your name

2. run into walls

3. say wearing cloths is against a religon

4. pluk someones hair and say " DNA"

5. yell in public " no mom i will not make out with you"

6. hold there hand an say " i see dead people"

7. after everything they say yell " liar"

8. try 2 swim on the floor

9. say everthing backwards

10. run around with a lampshade on your head say " the sun! its dying!!"

11. have nervous spasms at werid times

12. sing at the top of your lungs in your undrwear

13. chase and bark at the mailman

14. wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist and yell " im making a fashion statement"

15. talk to a pen

16. roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermakets

17. take your ice cream cone stick on your head and say " im a lovley unicorn"

18. give random old guys your phone number and say " call me later babe"

19. when your in the bath yell " im drowning"

20. try to snorkle in your fishtank