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xxdisaster
  1. ~!~!~!CRAZY!~!~!~
    15th May 2009 18:57
    17 years, 1 month & 20 days ago
  2. A Real Boyfriend!!
    15th May 2009 18:56
    17 years, 1 month & 20 days ago
  3. ~AGAINST CHILD ABUSE~
    11th May 2009 16:09
    17 years, 1 month & 24 days ago
xxdisaster 2 Comments
~!~!~!CRAZY!~!~!~
17 years, 1 month & 20 days ago
15th May 2009 18:57

Did you hear about the girl who. . .

Called me to get my number,

Spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice carton because it said 'concentrate'


Put lipstick on her head because she wanted to make up her mind,

Tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order,

Tried to drown a fish,

Got locked in a grocery store and starved to death,

Tripped over a cordless phone,

Took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept,

Thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats,

When she missed the bus number 44, took the 22 bus twice!

Drove to a airport and saw a sign which said 'airport left' so she turned around and went home!

How stupid can you get?!

cdcollinsfred
IT SOUNDS LIKE ME
Bronze Shield 117 years, 1 month & 7 days ago 28th May 2009 17:39
 
vErY
Bronze Shield 117 years, 1 month & 20 days ago 15th May 2009 18:58
 
  1. ~!~!~!CRAZY!~!~!~
    15th May 2009 18:57
    17 years, 1 month & 20 days ago
  2. A Real Boyfriend!!
    15th May 2009 18:56
    17 years, 1 month & 20 days ago
  3. ~AGAINST CHILD ABUSE~
    11th May 2009 16:09
    17 years, 1 month & 24 days ago


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