FAKE FRiENDS: Never Ask For Food. REAL FRiENDS: Are The Reason You Have No Food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call Your Parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRiENDS: Call Your Parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS: Bail You Out Of Jail And Tell You What You Did Was Wrong. REAL FRiENDS: Would Sit Next To You Sayin "man ... We messed Up ... But That Was Fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Never Seen You Cry. REAL FRiENDS: Cry With You
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow Your Stuff For A Few Days Then Give It Back. REAL FRiENDS: Keep Your Stuff So Long They Forget Its Yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: Know A Few Things About You. REAL FRiENDS: Could Write A Book About You With Direct Quotes From You.
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FAKE FRiENDS: Would Knock On Your Front Door. REAL FRiENDS: Walk Right In And Say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are For Awhile. REAL FRiENDS: Are For Life.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will Talk bad To The Person Who Talks bad About You. REAL FRiENDS: Will Knock The crap Out Of Them
FAKE FRIENDS: Will Read This. REAL FRIENDS: Will Steal This, Just Like I Did