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TheRubyPrincess
  1. Egg Hunt Hints!
    3rd May 2009 13:42
    16 years, 2 months & 23 days ago
  2. I GOT ARRESTED!!!
    3rd May 2009 13:13
    16 years, 2 months & 23 days ago
  3. 10 signs you love someone
    3rd May 2009 08:37
    16 years, 2 months & 23 days ago
  4. Tom Boy or Girly Girl?????
    3rd May 2009 06:44
    16 years, 2 months & 23 days ago
  5. Punky_de_bests CD's.
    24th Apr 2009 11:10
    16 years, 3 months & 2 days ago
  6. Punky_de_best's DVD's.
    24th Apr 2009 11:07
    16 years, 3 months & 2 days ago
  7. Punky_de_best's Books.
    24th Apr 2009 11:05
    16 years, 3 months & 2 days ago
  8. 1 Scary Way To Break Up!
    19th Apr 2009 10:12
    16 years, 3 months & 7 days ago
  9. Emo!
    18th Apr 2009 03:52
    16 years, 3 months & 8 days ago
  10. New Female Comebacks. Use them.
    15th Apr 2009 00:43
    16 years, 3 months & 11 days ago
New Female Comebacks. Use them.
16 years, 3 months & 11 days ago
15th Apr 2009 00:43

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.
origionally by spongebobisdrunk
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luvya567
thats funny
115 years, 11 months & 6 days ago 20th Aug 2009 14:36
 
lol
116 years, 1 month & 12 days ago 14th Jun 2009 04:59
 
good one !
116 years, 1 month & 12 days ago 14th Jun 2009 04:11
 
  1. Egg Hunt Hints!
    3rd May 2009 13:42
    16 years, 2 months & 23 days ago
  2. I GOT ARRESTED!!!
    3rd May 2009 13:13
    16 years, 2 months & 23 days ago
  3. 10 signs you love someone
    3rd May 2009 08:37
    16 years, 2 months & 23 days ago
  4. Tom Boy or Girly Girl?????
    3rd May 2009 06:44
    16 years, 2 months & 23 days ago
  5. Punky_de_bests CD's.
    24th Apr 2009 11:10
    16 years, 3 months & 2 days ago
  6. Punky_de_best's DVD's.
    24th Apr 2009 11:07
    16 years, 3 months & 2 days ago
  7. Punky_de_best's Books.
    24th Apr 2009 11:05
    16 years, 3 months & 2 days ago
  8. 1 Scary Way To Break Up!
    19th Apr 2009 10:12
    16 years, 3 months & 7 days ago
  9. Emo!
    18th Apr 2009 03:52
    16 years, 3 months & 8 days ago
  10. New Female Comebacks. Use them.
    15th Apr 2009 00:43
    16 years, 3 months & 11 days ago