Barney songs(better then it sounds) :

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Barney is my enemy
I hate him
He loves me
We agree to disagree!

On top of a building
All covered with mud
I shot my friend barney
Like a good friend should
I went to his funeral
I went to his grave
Some people brought flowers
But I threw a granade!
10,000 years later
He woke from the dead
I toke my busoka
AND BLEW OF HIS HEAD