Dear friends,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it Last year when you peed your pants, At the mental hospital and I saw you Sit on the montreal Canadians goalie.
I'm sure you're sly enough to understand that the middle east is planning their revenge on you.
I'm returning Your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep Your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory.
You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about the monkey in your closet and I will haunt you when I???m incarnated as an Eskimo.
Go milk a cow,
Sophixiana.
NOW ITS YOUR TURN ! :
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1. What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White ??? I???m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a butt head
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - THEY wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put hand cuffs on me
July ??? When you smacked my butt
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad ??? As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chr??tien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
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