Nobody is perfect, i am a nobody, therefore i am perfect.

if you ask a stupid question, you'll get a stupid answer.

to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

a person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.

if practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?

truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.

the only way to have a friend is to be one.

smile...it confuses people.

the moment you doubt yourself is the moment you fail to succeed.

don't cry for anyone who won't cry for you.

you laugh because i'm different, i laugh because you're all the same.

a life? cool! where can i download one of those?

trust takes years to build but only seconds to shatter.

if at first you don't succeed, failure might be your thing.

i hear voices and they don't like you.

achieving starts with believing.

in order to succeed, you must be willing to fail...

love is giving someone the ability to destroy you but trusting them enough not to.

there is no such thing as strangers, only friends that we haven't met yet.

everybody laughs in the same language.

after all is said and done, more is said than done.

eat right, excercise regularly, die anyway.

there are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.

don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.

no man deserves punishment for his thoughts.

a friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

is your refrigerater running? well then you'd better go catch it!

it's cute how you think i'm listening.

never look down on someone unless you're helping them up.

don't follow in my footsteps. i run into walls.

No. Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.

Things are only impossible until they are not.

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

What's another word for synonym?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?