MaraPets - Blogs

Sign Up

Log In

Explore

Pets

Explore

Games

Forums

Dress Up Games

Clubs

Trades

Auctions

News

Battle

Account Upgrades

Marapets is mobile friendly

Switch to Desktop Mode

Marapets is mobile friendly

Switch to Desktop Mode

hayhay13531

Activity Log

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

2nd Jun 2009 12:52

17 years, 1 month & 27 days ago

I HATE HANNAH MONTANA!!!!

22nd Apr 2009 16:40

17 years, 3 months & 6 days ago

this happens alot!!

6th Apr 2009 11:12

17 years, 3 months & 23 days ago

confess...

21st Feb 2009 20:56

17 years, 5 months & 5 days ago

blog

19th Feb 2009 14:04

17 years, 5 months & 7 days ago

i just about peed my pants reading this!

18th Feb 2009 15:10

17 years, 5 months & 8 days ago

omg this is so sad this poor little girl

7th Feb 2009 20:00

17 years, 5 months & 19 days ago

hayhay13531 9 Comments

i just about peed my pants reading this!

17 years, 5 months & 8 days ago

18th Feb 2009 15:10

Female combacks

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
....
...
..
.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
.
..
...
....
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
....
...
..
.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
....
...
..
.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
.
..
...
....
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
....
...
..
.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
.
..
...
....
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
....
...
..
.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
.
..
...
....
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
....
...
..
.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
.
..
...
....
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
....
...
..
.
If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
.
..
...
....
CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
....
...
..
.
DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

summie1

17 years, 2 months & 4 days ago

25th May 2009 10:06

i love the alphabet one and eggs one

17 years, 3 months & 18 days ago

10th Apr 2009 16:07

I understand them but they aren't that funny.The funniset are:
the second one
the third one
the fourth one
the nineth one
the tenth
I guess they are pretty funny!
WAIT THEY ARE!!!