What happens when everything that ever mattered Is suddenly found ripped and tattered? -Me
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I don't want you SYMPATHY Your BAND-AID on my MISERY Your I CARE Your SHES-NOT-LOOKING-NOW-LETS-STARE Just give me a CHANCE a FAIR FIGHTING CHANCE -A book called "Runaway" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Deer Hunt
1:00; Alarm clock rings 2:00; Hunting partner arrives, drags you out of bed. 2:30; Throw everything except Kitchen Sink in the truck. 3:00; Leave for the deep woods. 3:15; Drive back home and pick up gun 4:00; Set up camp-forgot the damn tent. 4:30; Head into deep woods. 6:05; See eight Deer. 6:06; Take aim and sqeeze trigger. 6:07; "Click" 6:08; Load gun while watching deer go over hill. 8:00; Head back to camp. 9:00; Still looking for camp. 10:00; Realize you don't know where camp is. Noon; Fire gun for help-eat wild berries. 12:15; Ran out of bullets- eight deer came back. 12:20; Strange feeling in stomach. 12:30; Realize you ate poison berries. 12:45; Resqued 12:55; Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped. 3:00; Arrive back at camp. 3:30; Leave camp to kill deer. 4:00; Return to camp for bullets. 4:01; Load gun-leave camp again. 5:00; Empty gun on squirrel that's bugging you. 6:00; Arrive at camp- See deer grazing at camp. 6:01; Load gun. 6:02; Fire gun. 6:03; One dead pick up 6:05; Hunting partner returned to camp dragging deer. 6:06; Repress strong desire to shoot hunting partner 6:07; Fall into fire. 6:10; Change clothes, throw burned ones into fire. 6:15; Take pickup, leave partner and his deer in the woods. 6:25; Pickup boils over- hole shoot in block. 6:26; Start walking 6:30; Stumble and fall, drop gun in the mud. 6:35; Meet bear.
By: My Mom. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blank Paper, A pen, A dreamy mind and lots of time What more do I need To write a ryhme? -me
17 years, 4 months & 14 days ago
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