What happens when everything that ever mattered Is suddenly found ripped and tattered? -Me
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I don't want you SYMPATHY Your BAND-AID on my MISERY Your I CARE Your SHES-NOT-LOOKING-NOW-LETS-STARE Just give me a CHANCE a FAIR FIGHTING CHANCE -A book called "Runaway" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Deer Hunt
1:00; Alarm clock rings 2:00; Hunting partner arrives, drags you out of bed. 2:30; Throw everything except Kitchen Sink in the truck. 3:00; Leave for the deep woods. 3:15; Drive back home and pick up gun 4:00; Set up camp-forgot the damn tent. 4:30; Head into deep woods. 6:05; See eight Deer. 6:06; Take aim and sqeeze trigger. 6:07; "Click" 6:08; Load gun while watching deer go over hill. 8:00; Head back to camp. 9:00; Still looking for camp. 10:00; Realize you don't know where camp is. Noon; Fire gun for help-eat wild berries. 12:15; Ran out of bullets- eight deer came back. 12:20; Strange feeling in stomach. 12:30; Realize you ate poison berries. 12:45; Resqued 12:55; Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped. 3:00; Arrive back at camp. 3:30; Leave camp to kill deer. 4:00; Return to camp for bullets. 4:01; Load gun-leave camp again. 5:00; Empty gun on squirrel that's bugging you. 6:00; Arrive at camp- See deer grazing at camp. 6:01; Load gun. 6:02; Fire gun. 6:03; One dead pick up 6:05; Hunting partner returned to camp dragging deer. 6:06; Repress strong desire to shoot hunting partner 6:07; Fall into fire. 6:10; Change clothes, throw burned ones into fire. 6:15; Take pickup, leave partner and his deer in the woods. 6:25; Pickup boils over- hole shoot in block. 6:26; Start walking 6:30; Stumble and fall, drop gun in the mud. 6:35; Meet bear.
By: My Mom. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blank Paper, A pen, A dreamy mind and lots of time What more do I need To write a ryhme? -me
I still have yet to read that book, even though I keep mening to....Oh well.
117 years & 4 days ago 30th Jun 2009 19:44
I don't want you SYMPATHY Your BAND-AID on my MISERY Your I CARE Your SHES-NOT-LOOKING-NOW-LETS-STARE Just give me a CHANCE a FAIR FIGHTING CHANCE -A book called "Runaway"
I like this one
117 years & 27 days ago 7th Jun 2009 21:06
cool!
117 years, 2 months & 21 days ago 12th Apr 2009 08:56
117 years, 2 months & 24 days ago 10th Apr 2009 06:08
Oh....
117 years, 3 months & 4 days ago 30th Mar 2009 15:26
Why cry? --------------- i just forgot why im crying hehe. . . funny poems
117 years, 3 months & 5 days ago 29th Mar 2009 08:41
Nice.
117 years, 3 months & 15 days ago 19th Mar 2009 15:36
Cool and Funny
117 years, 3 months & 15 days ago 19th Mar 2009 15:20
I think so too :]
117 years, 3 months & 28 days ago 6th Mar 2009 17:21
hehe thats funny
117 years, 3 months & 30 days ago 4th Mar 2009 17:58