Hey yall im back and heres some thing that i want you to repost or i will know if you repost put your name in a post thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge. -=-=- When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say you want oranges. ( -=-=- If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why try -=-=- If I throw a stick will you go away? -=-=- If a tree falls in a forest on a mime and no one is around, does he scream? -=-=- I'm just a chocolate bar... sweet but half nuts! -=-=- If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? -=-=- Do not follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls. -=-=- Being stupid isn't a bad thing, you're just overdoing it. -=-=- If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? -=-=- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? -=-=- People who live in glass houses should dress in the basement. -=-=- If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? -=-=- I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. -=-=- They told me I was gullible. And I believed them. -=-=- Experience is the one thing you have left when everything else is gone. -=-=- I had amnesia once. Or twice. -=-=- How can there be self-help groups? -=-=- If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? -=-=- Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken? -=-=- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. -=-=- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. -=-=- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. -=-=- Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone. -=-=- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? -=-=- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. -=-=- Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate. -=-=- Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. -=-=- How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? -=-=- I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. -=-=- I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. -=-=- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. -=-=- I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. -=-=- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. -=-=- I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -=-=- I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke. -=-=- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. -=-=- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. -=-=- If barbie is so popular why do u have to buy all her friends? -=-=- If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. -=-=- It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. -=-=- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. -=-=- No one is listening until you make a mistake. -=-=- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. -=-=- We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? -=-=- What's the speed of dark? -=-=- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. -=-=- You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! -=-=- I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle. -=-=- Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you're interrupting
i have a thing to add to this blog- if when you tell me "i told you so" i get to tell you that i told you so's brother called and said to shut the hell up
117 years, 5 months & 19 days ago 7th Feb 2009 15:04
hello i rejoined you saw me do it. and i am sorry. this week has been really bad. i had to go see hsm3 and it was like really weird. it was for a party with a 14 yr old me her two sisters and a fifth grader. it was kinda akward
117 years, 6 months & 1 day ago 25th Jan 2009 16:16
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