Your Deepest (unknown) Secrets Revealed

Your Birthday month:
January- I jumped over
Febuary- I farted on
March- I marched on
April- I ate
May- I burped on
June- I chewed up
July- I ran over
August- I licked
September- I sang to
October- I sat on
November- I knelt on
December- I danced with
Your Birthday day:
1- a Hobo
2- Edward Cullen
3- a pickle
4- Chuck E. Cheese
5- a DVD
6- Harry Potter
7- a cliff
8- a ninja
9- a cow
10- dog poop
11-Harry Potter
12- a feather
13- a pig
14- a policeman
15- a soda can
16- a crossword puzzle
17- Stephanie Meyer
18- a pair of sunglasses
19- my cellphone
20- a monkey
21- peanut butter
22- a fork
23- a sack of flour
24- a dolphin
25- the sun
26- a sandwich
27- a corn kernel
28- a convertible
29- a kitten
30- Ashley Tisdale
31- Zac Efron

The color of the socks you are wearing:

Red- because I was hungry
Blue- because I had to
White- because Abraham Lincoln told me to
Black- Because the elves would get me if I didn't
Purple- Because I'm Awesome!!!!
Green- Because I love lollipops
Pink- Because I am splendid!!!
Yellow- Because I felt like it
Orange- Because I dont care
Gray- Because I have to use the restroom
Brown- because your dog left something on my lawn
Gold- Because the sun would explode if I didn't
Silver- Just because
None- Because I need food, NOW!!!!