Quotes from people all over Marapets

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. Thats why we call it the present.
- Snorcat

Im pretty but Im not beautiful, I sin but Im not the Devil, Im good but Im not an Angel
- Wasnet2

I dont have very many fancy things.But I am spoiled by other means. My bffs are my fancy things and my family is my diamond ring!
- Agirlol32

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say you want oranges!
- Lovelycheeks

A Slinky is like a person not much use in many ways. But puts a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs!

- Argon87


If at first you don't succeed, destroy evidence that you tried in the first place.

- Keikko

Life is like a Tomato, no one knows what food group it belongs to and no one knows how to say it properly.

-KONARTIST

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-Captivated

I'm gonna put a curse on you so all your children are born completely naked.

-SheepEatingGiraffe

I like cats, I just can't eat a whole one by myself.

-Honseygirl

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in peoples eye!

-MidnightDiamond

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

-KONARTIST




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