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Awesome & funny.
15 years, 6 months & 6 days ago
14th Dec 2008 21:08

Funny.
I know lots of people do this, but mine is gonna be made up and thought up right here, right now.
Birthdate:

January- I yelled at
February- I kicked
March- I kissed
April- I hugged
May- I killed
June- I got killed by
July- I dumped
August- I have a boyfriend who is
September- I have a girlfriend who is
October- I absoloutly hate
November- I punched
December- I dressed up

Now day.
1- a llama
2- a cat
3- My cat
4- a dog
5- My dog
6- a lizard that was dead
7- a car
8- Chuck Norris
9- Bruce Lee
10- a dead fish
11- Comic book guy
12- Alf
13- an elephant
14- trading cards
15- an xylophone
16- a baby
17- a sick dying person
18- a hospital
19- a tree
20- my father
21- my mother
22- a toilet
23- myself
24- a toy plane
25- my house
26- a dead tree
27- an alpaka
28- my dream house
29- our HD 35 inch plasma tv
30- all my money
31- my favourite book

Now pick a number between 0 - 11. Can't be 0 or 11.

1- Because Jesus threatened me!
2- Because mummy would smack me if I didn't....
3- Because I was scared.
4- Because I was sleepwalking.
5- Because I felt like it.
6- Because nobody told me to.
7- Because everything made me bored.
8- Because the bath nearly drowned me.
9- Because my fingers started to hurt.
10- Because somebody burnt my pants.

Have fun!

Mine is:
I dumped my dream house because everything made me bored.

rbiswas7601
Mine is:
I yelled at my house because nobody told me too.
LOL

hahahahahaHAHAhaha
115 years, 1 month & 2 days ago 20th May 2009 21:33
 
Mine is:

I killed a cat because I was sleep walking.

Lol!
115 years, 3 months & 26 days ago 23rd Feb 2009 17:39
 
Alf isn't even a girl x]]]]
115 years, 5 months & 13 days ago 6th Jan 2009 21:25
 
I have a girlfriend who is Alf Because everything made me bored.1
115 years, 5 months & 14 days ago 5th Jan 2009 21:35
 
Lol.
115 years, 5 months & 16 days ago 3rd Jan 2009 18:18
 
I yelled at a dead fish because my mummy would smack me if I didn't. xD
115 years, 5 months & 16 days ago 3rd Jan 2009 18:09
 
Lol
115 years, 5 months & 21 days ago 29th Dec 2008 22:29
 
lol mines

i kicked a dead fish because everything made me bored

(fake)
115 years, 5 months & 24 days ago 26th Dec 2008 18:16
 
i love these they are soooo funny. Mine is:
I have a boyfriend who is my dream house because everything made me bord.
HAHAHA
115 years, 5 months & 27 days ago 23rd Dec 2008 20:45
 
Gawd x]
These are so funneh.
115 years, 5 months & 27 days ago 23rd Dec 2008 13:40
 
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