"I want you to know something," he murmurmed in my ear.
I turned around, his golden eyes were staring right through me. "What?"
Edward sighed and looked up to the sky. "I secretly love to dance to Disney songs."
My eyes got wide. "You...you aren't serious. Are you?"
He nodded. Then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, I heard the music for 'Bop To The Top' start playing loudly.
"What the hell" I asked, looking through the trees trying to find the cause for the horrid noise.
"Edward, what the-" I stopped. Edward was now wearing a top hat and a black tuxedo. He had a red rose clenched between his teeth.
"What...the..." I began.
"ARRIIIBBAAAA!!" Edward bounced from the ground and up to the tree tops where he began to tap dance.
"I believe in dreamin, shootin for the staaarrrrssss! Baby to be number one, you gotta raise the bar!"
He jumped down and tossed the rose to me.
"Kicking and a scratchin, grinding out my beeessstttt, anything it takes to climb the ladder of success!"
My jaw dropped.
"Work our tails off everyday!" He shook his butt in my face. "Gotta bump the competition! BLOW THEM ALL AWAY!"
Suddenly, Rosalie appeared wearing a slimming blue halter dress and a flower pin in her stunning golden waves. Emmett entered from the other side wearing a paper boy like cap and a tux.
"Caliente," Emmett wolf whistled when he saw Rosalie shaking her hips.
"Suave." Rosalie answered running her hands through her hair.
Suddenly out of nowhere, the entire Cullen family appeared dressed for success. The music got even louder.
"Yeah we're gonna bop bop bop, bop to the top! Slip and slide and ride that rythm!" They all sang together.
Edward stood in the middle, winking at me.
Jasper lifted Alice into the air. "SHAKE SOME BOOTY AND TURN AROUND!" She boomed.
Everyone turned around and shook their rumps.
I had already passed out by then.