I'M SECRETLY A GNOME
It's harder then it looks- let me assure firstly if you are a garden gnome you must stand in the garden. No matter what the weather, you get peeed on by dogs and other things. Sometimes your left there forever and if it starts snowing you can't go inside to get a jumper! NO! So you could die of hyperthermia!!!!!
There's also another type of gnome I bet you didn't know even existed - The Christmas gnome. Yes that's right you heard me right A Christmas Gnome. We gnomes get very offended if people mistake us for Elves. For some reason people have been led to beleive that elves help Santa get all the presents for Christmas. Well they ARE WRONG.
The type of gnome that I am is a Guard Gnome. I stand outside the Whitehouse and my sisters and brothers stand outside other important places. We look out for any bad people that may want to meddle with the runnings of things. We have built in webcams so we can see everything that you are doing and we report it back to headquarters. SO WATCH OUT.
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Gnomeee
17 years, 8 months & 19 days ago
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