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Kiss slowly
Love deeply
Forgive quickly
Laugh when you can
Give apologies when you should
Take chances
Make mistakes
Tell the truth
Date someone totally wrong for you
Say no
Spend all your cash
Fall in love
Get to know someone random
Be someone random
Say i love you
Sing out load
Laugh at stupid jokes
Cry
Apoligize
Tell someone how much they mean to you
Tell a jerk what you think
Laugh untill your stomach hurts and your eyes water
Say what you mean
Mean what you say
Live life
Love like youve never been hurt
Live for the moment
Let go of what you cant change
And most of all HAVE NO REGRETS
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to: Come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it WAS my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when- well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when-parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled some in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was- preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Some one Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
I'm not completely sure there was ever any common sense! XD
How about the guy who sued the fast food places for becoming fat!! I for one think he should have sued his school and teachers for so obivisly failing him in the simple information that eating like a pig and sitting around on your butt all day will make you fat!
117 years, 1 month & 7 days ago 22nd Jun 2009 11:30
This is great and so true!! I couldn't have said it better myself. Sadly, common sense has been on its way out for several years now. It was a slow passing that started over 50 years ago for us here in the United States. Sadly, just shows the decline of civilization in our country.
One to add to the list - they now treat things like plain tylenol the same as illicit drugs in our schools now.
117 years, 3 months & 2 days ago 26th Apr 2009 18:47
That is the Greatest thing I have ever heard. Not that Common Sense is lost but just the story in its self!!! ^_^
117 years, 6 months & 25 days ago 1st Jan 2009 17:28
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