eBAY Song

A used... Pink bathrobe
A rare... mint snowglobe
A smurf... TV tray
I bought on ebay
My house... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on ebay
Tell me why
(I need another pet rock)
Tell me why
(I got that alf alarm clock)
Tell me why
(I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on ebay
I'll buy... your knick-knack
Just check... my feedback
"A++" they all say
They love me on ebay
Gonna buy
(A slightly damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy
(Some beanie babies, new with tag)
From some guy
(I'd never met in Norway)
Found him on ebay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go
Got paypal or visa
What ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy... your tchotchkes
Sell me... your watch please
I'll buy(I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy...)
Im highest bidder now
Junk keeps arriving in the mail
(From that worldwide garage sale)
(Dukes of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey!Dukes of hazzard ashtray)
Oh... ya
(I bought it on ebay)
Wanna buy
(A pacman fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy
(A case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy
(A kleenex used by Dr.Dre)
(Found it on ebay)
Wanna buy
(That Farret Fawcett poster)
(Pet despensers and a toaster)
(Dont know why.....)
The kind of stuff youd throw away
(Ill buy on ebay)
What I bought on eba-y-y-y-y-y


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Me likey...