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AlwaysZoey

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14th Jul 2008 08:52

18 years & 15 days ago

What are YOU!?~

23rd Jun 2008 07:07

18 years, 1 month & 5 days ago

NO OFFENCE TO BLONDES~~~~~~sorry!

19th Jun 2008 19:24

18 years, 1 month & 8 days ago

~True Friend~

19th Jun 2008 19:22

18 years, 1 month & 8 days ago

LEMONS and SUGAR

19th Jun 2008 19:20

18 years, 1 month & 8 days ago

AlwaysZoey 61 Comments

LOL!!! New Name!

18 years & 15 days ago

14th Jul 2008 08:52

DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU
> FIND
> OUT WHAT
>> > >> > YOUR NEW NAME IS
>>
>> > >> > We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a
>> > >> > minute.
>>
>>
>> > >> > Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Tell everyone you know!
>> > >> > >>
>> > >> > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need
>> > >> > some
>> > >> > silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a
>> > >> > lot
> more
>> > >> > stressful days than not.
>>
>>
>>
>> > >> > Here is your dose of humor...
>>
>> > >> > A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>>
>> > >> > B. Once you have your new name, >> > >> >
> tell
>> > >> > it to friends and family & co-workers.Get them to do it!
>>
>>
>> > >> > Don't forget to tell your name to the person who sent it to
> you so
>> > >> > they know you participated.
>>
>> > >> > And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known
> far & wide as
>> > >> > Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
>>
>>
>> > >> > The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain
> Underpants
>> > >> > And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey,
> in which
>> > >> > the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>>
>> > >> > So:-
>>
>> > >> > 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine
>> > >> > your
> New first
>> > >> > name:
>>
>> > >> > a = snickle
>> > >> > b = doombah
>> > >> > c = goober
>> > >> > d = cheesey
>> > >> > e = crusty
>> > >> > f = greasy
>> > >> > g = dumbo
>> > >> > h = farcus
>> > >> > i = dorky
>> > >> > j = doofus
>> > >> > k = funky
>> > >> > l = boobie
>> > >> > m = sleezy
>> > >> > n = sloopy
>> > >> > o = fluffy
>> > >> > p = stinky
>> > >> > q = slimy
>> > >> > r = dorfus
>> > >> > s = snooty
>> > >> > t = tootsie
>> > >> > u = dipsy
>> > >> > v = sneezy
>> > >> > w = liver
>> > >> > x = skippy
>> > >> > y = blarb
>> > >> > z = zippy
>>
>> > >> > 2. Use the thrid letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: >>
>> > >> > a = dippin
>> > >> > b = feather
>> > >> > c = batty
>> > >> > d = burger
>>
>> > >> > e = chicken
>> > >> >
>> > >> > f = barffy
>> > >> >
>> > >> > g = lizard
>> > >> >
>> > >> > h = waffle
>> > >> >
>> > >> > i = farkle
>> > >> >
>> > >> > j = monkey
>> > >> >
>> > >> > k = flippin
>> > >> >
>> > >> > l = fricken> >> >
>> > >> > m = bubble
>> > >> >
>> > >> > n = rhino
>> > >> >
>> > >> > o = potty
>> > >> >
>> > >> > p = hamster
>> > >> >
>> > >> > q = buckle
>> > >> >
>> > >> > r = gizzard
>> > >> >
>> > >> > s = lickin
>> > >> >
>> > >> > t = snickle
>> > >> >
>> > >> > u = chuckle
>> > >> >
>> > >> > v = pickle
>> > >> >
>> > >> > w = hubble
>> > >> >
>> > >> > x = dingle
>> > >> >
>> > >> > y = gorilla
>> > >> >
>> > >> > z = girdle
>> > >> > 3. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
> second half
>> > >> > of your new last name:
>> > >> > a = butt
>> > >> >
>> > >> > b = boob> >> >
>> > >> > c = face
>> > >> >
>> > >> > d = nose
>> > >> >
>> > >> > e = hump
>> > >> >
>> > >> > f = breath
>> > >> >
>> > >> > g = pants
>> > >> >
>> > >> > h = shorts
>> > >> >
>> > >> > i = lips
>> > >> >
>> > >> > j = honker
>> > >> >
>> > >> > k = head
>> > >> >
>> > >> > l = tush
>> > >> >
>> > >> > m = chunks
>> > >> >
>> > >> > n = dunkin
>> > >> >
>> > >> > o = brains
>> > >> >
>> > >> > p = biscuits
>> > >> >
>> > >> > q = toes
>> > >> >
>> > >> > r = doodle
>> > >> >
>> > >> > s = This word is blocked
>> > >> >
>> > >> > t = sniffer
>> > >> & gt; ;
>> > >> > u = sprinkles
>> > >> >
>> > >> > v = frack
>> > >> > w = squirt
>> > >> > x = humperdinck
>> > >> > y = hiney
>> > >> > z = juice
>> > >> > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
> ChuckleThis word is blocked.
>>
>> > >> > Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the
>> > >> subject.
>> > >> > And remember that children laugh an average of 146
>> times
> a day; adults
>> > >> > laugh an average of 4 times a day.
>>
>> > >> > Put more laughter in your day.
>> > >> > Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are
>> > >> > here
> we might
>> > >> > as well dance!

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